Barney: Hey, The Karate Kid’s a great movie. It’s the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose dreams and moxie take him all the way to the All Valley Karate Championship. Of course, sadly he loses in the final round to that nerd kid. But, he learns an important lesson about gracefully accepting defeat.

Lily: Wait, when you watch The Karate Kid you actually root for that mean blonde boy?

Barney: No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey who barely even knows karate. When I watch The Karate Kid I root for the karate kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo.

Lily: Espera, cuando viste Karate Kid, ¿apoyabas a ese rubio malvado?

Barney: No, apoyaba al escuálido perdedor de New Jersey que apenas sabía karate. Cuando vi The Karate Kid, yo apoyaba al “karate kid”. Johnny Lawrence del dojo Cobra Kai.